A Dog's Resolution

petskers · Site Admin Joined: 17 Feb 2007 Posts: 1254

Here is another cute saying. I just love this one.

I will not wake Mommy up by sticking my cold, wet nose up her bottom.
I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell them.
I will not chew crayons or pens, especially not the red ones, or my people will think I am hemorrhaging.
When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it's raining outside.
I will not drop soggy tennis balls in the underwear of someone who is sitting on the toilet.
I will learn the sound of OUR doorbell. I will not bark each time I hear one on TV.
I will not steal my Mom's underwear and dance all over the back yard with it.
The sofa is not a face towel. Neither are Mom and Dad's laps.
My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and car registration.
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.
I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.
The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.
I must shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house.
I will not eat the cats' food, before or after they eat it.
The computer's mouse is, unlike a real mouse, inedible.
I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of carpet in the house when I am about to throw up.
I will not throw up in the car.
I will not roll my head around in other animals' poop.
I will not eat any more socks and then re-deposit them in the backyard after processing.
The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.
I will not eat the disposable diapers, especially the dirty ones.

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texbean · Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 180

Reddog would be the toothbrush chew.

Washed her mouth and used an old tooth brush, and
so, to get the job done I smeared peanut butter on it
(loves peanut butter) and it worked. Worked so good
reddog chewed it totally up. Course I never checked
when it came through the other end. But am sure it
was demolished in small pieces. YUCK????

Have not done that anymore. But you know I did have
to buy an other tooth brush last week.????? Question

NO
that couldn't be. HAW

jazzgirl · Joined: 08 Mar 2007 Posts: 74

Well in reading the posts I too found one that belongs
to my dog, flossy. She sits right near my computer and some times
while I'm working on it, she will nose up and get her paws on my
arm and watch what I'm doing. When she sees something that moves
across the computer she will bark. Well, I was not watching her and
as I was reading some correspondence she was busy chewing on the
computer mouse and the screen was changeing some what. Yeah
flossy nearly got it real good. She is a computer nerd now........always
trys to get the mouse when up in my lap while working.